Greetings, listeners. This is Homer Wright host of The Wright Stuff, with a friendly reminder to please make sure your cameras are operating to their optimum and that the lenses find themselves free from smudge or debris. I submit to you below a photographic image captured nearly 200 years ago, alongside every image that has been sent to me in calendar year 2025 of an alien, ghost, UFO, or cryptid.

Remember – when you are hiking or camping in Ravenwood Forest, while it could merely be a pile of leaves or a fallen tree branch…the more reasonable assumption is that it is Sasquatch. Be ye always prepared!

Good citizens of Morningside, allow me to welcome you to our town’s brand new online home! I realize this site has been under construction longer than Madonna’s face, but I think we can all agree it was well worth the wait. Here you will find information regarding some of our beautiful natural wonders like Ravenwood Forest and Nightshade Lake, as well as other popular attractions like the world’s largest poison ivy patch!

– Mayor Lyle “indicted but never convicted” Terwilliger