Good citizens of Morningside, allow me to welcome you to our town’s brand new online home! I realize this site has been under construction longer than Madonna’s face, but I think we can all agree it was well worth the wait. Here you will find information regarding some of our beautiful natural wonders like Ravenwood Forest and Nightshade Lake, as well as other popular attractions like the world’s largest poison ivy patch!
– Mayor Lyle “indicted but never convicted” Terwilliger
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